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newthoodrich: Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:14:20 -0400

newthoodrich:

Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness

grapegirlsavestheday: fuckyouranchors: this was...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:39:31 -0400

grapegirlsavestheday:

fuckyouranchors:

this was fantastic.

hey tuna flavor

tyleroakley: And they all lived mediocrely ever after.

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:38:42 -0400

tyleroakley:

And they all lived mediocrely ever after.

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:51:51 -0400

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:52:23 -0400

meggannn: thatlonelybarricade: videohall: Bird reacts to...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:52:01 -0400

meggannn:

thatlonelybarricade:

videohall:

Bird reacts to dubstep

#best four seconds of my life tbh

lookslikeajobforthewinchesters: shurichan: lolzpicx: is...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:51:16 -0400

lookslikeajobforthewinchesters:

shurichan:

lolzpicx:

is that comic sans

Twilight deserves an eternity of comic sans

kateordie: cayminquinn: harrypotterfacebookconvos: #hey...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:48:44 -0400

kateordie:

cayminquinn:

harrypotterfacebookconvos:

#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird

tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome

Ahahahahah

venusaurphobia: yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:48:28 -0400

venusaurphobia:

yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent

draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:54:05 -0400

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

comedy-con-couture: WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:31:50 -0400

comedy-con-couture:

WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

leonmcgann: its weird how google became a synonym for search

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:31:47 -0400

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:31:19 -0400

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better

twerking-amporas: ghilles: snarg: when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:29:32 -0400

twerking-amporas:

ghilles:

snarg:

when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them

Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.

they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit

onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:28:57 -0400

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

gatheringbones: cyprith: d0z0: the-tabularium: justalittlelau...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:27:11 -0400

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE

If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

teenytigress: DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:24:58 -0400

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

psst it's...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:24:44 -0400

psst it's transparent

onestrangekid: ‘Murrica

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:24:38 -0400

onestrangekid:

‘Murrica

gangsta-ed: introducing Ed Sheeran, the chillest celebrity...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:21:32 -0400

gangsta-ed:

introducing Ed Sheeran, the chillest celebrity ever.